Junk Mail

Ever get a piece of mail that was just plain old junk? Who am I kidding?! We all get our fair share of such items that we put in the circular file everyday!! Well we got a piece today that needed a closer look....just for laughs. The letter reads as follows.

Dear Mr. Jeffrey Becksfort,

Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.

If you have already sent in your registration, please excuse this notice.

If not, I urge you to register now so you may start enjoying AARP benefits and services with no further delay.

(And so on and so forth... )

As a member, you'll have the facts and advice you need to get the most out of life over 50.


They go on to say what will be included in the package, but it just gave me a few good laughs. To think that we are getting such info. Becks is getting older as we all are, but for goodness sake he has a good 19 years to go before he truly is 'fully eligible'. I don't know what 'records' they were looking at. They probably should do a tad more research on their canidates before wasting money sending out such mailings.

And now to properly file this.